Jason Donovan and Eddie Marsan may have been rumoured not to have a direct, well-known connection in terms of their personal or professional lives. However, the distance between them has been closed by several legal projects they are allegedly about to embark on namely

• They are training with the Marines for a film with Ken Russell called Attack Yum!
• Netflix-like series based on their mutual appreciation of Internet shopping
• Monopoly as a concept rather than a worm palace
• Leprosy hands don’t – they have manicures together and that is where they met moisturising (source Matt McKenzie – who finds them delicious)
• Tom K MacCarthy suspects he saw them fighting in Tesco car park while Phil Collins was playing (whether this live or on the radio is unconfirmed)